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ANSLINGER'S

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Harry J. Anslinger was a cunt of a man.

He spent his life making cannabis illegal. So naturally, his name belongs on a weed brand. anslingers.com is for sale.

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// THE IRONY

The man who criminalized weed,
now a brand of it.

Harry J. Anslinger ran the U.S. Federal Bureau of Narcotics from 1930 to 1962 โ€” and spent those decades on a personal crusade against cannabis. He fed the press racist scare stories, testified that marijuana turned people into murderers, and pushed through the 1937 Marihuana Tax Act that effectively criminalized the plant nationwide. Nearly a century of prohibition, arrests, and ruined lives traces straight back to his desk.

To put it plainly: Harry J. Anslinger was a cunt of a man. So there's a certain poetic justice in stamping his name on a dispensary door, a strain, or a CBD label โ€” the exact thing he devoted his career to stamping out.

That's the pitch. This domain is a gift for anyone who appreciates a good middle finger to history. It's for sale, and it's waiting.

// WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH IT

A domain with a built-in story.

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Cannabis brand

A dispensary, strain line, or CBD label named โ€” with maximum irony โ€” after the man who made it illegal.

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Drug-policy activism

A legalization campaign, reform blog, or history-of-prohibition project with a name that already makes the argument.

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Podcast & media

A true-crime or drug-history show, newsletter, or documentary landing page. The backstory sells itself.

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Law firm or surname

Anyone named Anslinger โ€” a family site, or a cannabis-law practice that leans hard into the name.

Domain for Sale

Make an offer. Make history spin in its grave.

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